- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to do one push-up

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to smell poo...

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

the power to die if you think

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

The power to climb ladders faster.

The power to see into the future of the past

The power to read the minds of rocks

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

The power to blow up when you blink

The power to create shit

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

Pointless Super Powers