The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!