the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!