the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The Power to Combust

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to transform into yourself

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!