The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!