- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

The power to sleep through a dream.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

Being Aquaman

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to be distracted with grea

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The ability to smell colors

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

the power to read something without looking at it

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to die.

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The power to shut the fuck up.

The Power to Die instantly.

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

Pointless Super Powers