The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The Power to Combust

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!