The power to shed hair

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!