the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to have bad luck!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!