The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to die if you think

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!