The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!