- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cook bad meals.

To pee standing up.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power life like a hermit.

the power to in power your self

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

power to fly only in the plane

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

the power of make your leg invisible

The power to feel pain when ever you want

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

Pointless Super Powers