The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Lactokinesis

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to pee out blue

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to go suicide

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!