The power to die at will

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!