the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Being a freemason

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!