- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never stop shitting.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to live.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

the power to go on this website

The power to f*ck yourself

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

the power to see into the present.

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

Pointless Super Powers