the power to get blood clots

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!