The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!