the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to pee out blue

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to clean

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to do one push-up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!