The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to not see ads

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!