The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!