the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!