The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to like any show

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!