The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The Power to Combust

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to commit crime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!