the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to transform into yourself

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!