The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to die.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Lactokinesis

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to pee out blue

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!