The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!