The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to clean

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!