the power to shit bricks

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see into the present

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!