The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to speak braille

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!