Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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Ladder hands.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to come second in any race

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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power to eat through your but

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!