The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to go on this website

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!