The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to not talk.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to repel women.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!