The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to shit dirt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!