the power to fail

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!