The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Immunity to medication

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!