the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to understand women!!

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to always hug people

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to vote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!