the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to think.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!