The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!