the super power to remove your super power

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to lactate air.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the power to commit crime.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!