The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!