The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to vote

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Grass eating

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!