Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Grass eating

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!