The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!