The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to like any show

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!