The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to seduce hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!