The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!