The power to die but once

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to yell through your nose

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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A healing punch

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!