The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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See through invisible people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!