the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power of not knowing the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!