The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die but once

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the power to see through glass

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to remove the power within.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!